There is nothing I dread more than dishes

I'd rather go swim with the fishes

Sneak ice-cream instead

Then crawl into bed

Right! Me wash the m0-fucking dishes.

There once was a woman so lazy

Company tomorrow don't faze me

I sit here online

Poring over design

Driving my poor husband crazy

There once was a man with a daughter

Who ate rocky road like her father

Can I get you a bowl?

So you won't eat the whole...

Just eat from the carton, why bother?